GREATEST. THREAD. EVER. - "Guess what your husbands are doing???"

ColoradoHawkI
Do your wives know what you're doing? Looking at TITS all day long on this board? Talking SHIT about women. Bunch of a--HOLES!! Hey Andy, guess who??? It's your WIFE! ColoradoHawkI?????? How many secret email addresses do you have under THAT siggy????? you BELONG here with all these people. I hope you can use your hand and all these tits to get off with, because it sure isn't going to be with ME anymore. Hey "friends" of my dumbass husband? Here's a list of shit he's looked up on the internet, he CLAIMS he saw it ALL on "the Iowa Board"
virtual bartender-lesbian sluts
anna nicole smith naked
Holio U-bunch of internet sex games
Leelee Sobieski-some whore
Alicia Mayer-another whore
the list goes ON and ON!
ooo you're all thinking Andy must be quite the sex freak. Well, he gets in the mood about once a MONTH. Must be he's too tired from looking at all these WHORES, can't get it up at home for his honest Christian wife!

StinkyMcFadden

PeterGriffin
I'm so glad I'm not married, but this is AWESOME!!!!!

Iza
Dear Jesus,

Please let Mr. Hawk store this in his databank before the admins delete it.

Love,

Iza

Hawkyz


I'm dying here.

PeterGriffin
Is it me, or does the honest Christian wife have quite the potty-mouth?

HawkMFT
Holy crap. Someone's in trouble.

Hey honey, tell me those sites again...my current porn's getting boring.

I can't BELIEVE he's not interested in you. You sound classy. What are you doing Saturday night?

Hawk_Kegmasters
Wow!

nolesfan911





Iza
Thank you again, Jesus, for this post.

"Note to self - log out and erase history." - Coloradohawk, who belongs here with all of us.

HRiscool
"Iron my shirt bitch"

The guy holding that sign needs to run against Shrillary Clinton in 08.

I'd vote for him.

IaHawks03
Pic?

Hawk_Kegmasters
Please don't delete, mods. Just revise the original post if you need to!

nolesfan911
Please don't delete, mods. Just revise the original post if you need to!

No kidding.

This is the hardest I've laughed over something on HROT in a LONG, LONG time.

StinkyMcFadden
I was headed to bed, but...

Match34
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.. was... awesome. But sorry about your marriage, man. That... That sucks.

HawkMFT
I can't say I've EVER used this expression before, but honestly...

ROTFLMFAO

Peter Thorton #1
good luck andy......wow

IaHawks03
I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that.. was... awesome. But sorry about your marriage, man. That... That sucks.

Tommy is that you?

ColoradoHawkI
the honest Christian wife is PO'd!

Hawkyz
This is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on here. Ever.

CloudHawk
Ah, the Virtual Bartender.......

Cloudhawk= Classic

StinkyMcFadden
the honest Christian wife is PO'd!

It's hard to make the right move in this situation, but I'd play it safe and ask her for oral.

kwik44
tight....i dunno tho...i'm not buyin it quite yet...whats wrong with virtual bartender sluts btw....lol

hawkeyes1000
This is great, I can't stop laughing

Iza
Fellas, this is nearly orgasmic.

Tom, Dave, C9, Kevin...if you care at all about us, about our joy, our wisdom, about retribution, shame, reconciliation, or even just vengeance, you WILL NOT delete this. I don't know if it's wrong to pray about these sort of things, but I might.

nolesfan911
It's hard to make the right move in this situation, but I'd play it safe and ask her for oral.

I don't know that I'd trust anything that valuable around her teeth anytime in the next month or so...

Hawk_Kegmasters
How pissed do you think she is that we are all laughing about this?

HawkMFT
Too bad no one will have had the privilege to see this by morning- it will be long gone. Maybe the mods can save it somehow...it should be a warning to all of us that the internet is a bad, bad thing.

Match34
Also, if that list is the worst of your search history, I think you qualify as a friggin monk as far as male internet users go...